September 2nd, 2011

Jersey Shore’s New Demographic: My Students?

Teacher: (reading “The Pigeon Wants a Puppy” by Mo Willems)  Do any of you have a puppy?

Kid (among the loud chorus of other kid’s responses of yes/no): I have a cat named Snooki!

Teacher (exchanging glances with me): Did someone just say they had a cat named Snooki?  We must have heard it wrong, right?

Kid: (even louder) Me!  I do!  My Snooki!